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I saw the first episode of the new Tonight Show with Conan O’Brian and dude definitely brought it.  I’m down with all the changes too. Moving to L.A.,  new set design, bigger studio, everything. But Conan’s new set does bring certain imagery to mind. I think this one change could bring the show up to that next level shit.

Charlie Murphy comes through hard as Leroy Smith, the man who motivated Michael Jordan by beating him for the last spot on his high school varsity basketball team. This shit is super solid. Motivational videos, a 2 on 2 challenge basketball game, and a persona that is just downright classic. Get some.

via GetYourBasketballOn.com

The reaction to this video reminds me of when Boston took the Mooninites too seriously.

“Scary talk of intruders cracking SCADA systems to cause power outages and other mayhem has reached a fever pitch over the last year, even as confirmed incidents hover around 1999 levels — i.e., roughly zero. That might make this November 2008 clip an important piece of evidence if it weren’t a complete hoax.”

via WIRED

from TREAL:

Question:

Whenever a girl ends a text message with the above emoticon, my automatic interpretation is, “she wants to suck my (motherfucking) dick (the EP).” Then, if after some thought I decide that she doesn’t really want to suck my dick–or, alternately, that perhaps she would like to keep me lingering somewhere in her queue lest some rainy day she suddenly decides that the briny aroma of my cock and not that of some other, presently seemingly more suitable cock would be just the ticket–my reinterpretation is, “why is this bitch trying to text-message tease me.”

I don’t know much about emoticons. Is the winky-face supposed to mean some other shit?

Yours,

Lil Treaky

YB+KS’ brand new album “The Future’s Looking Grim” is hot off the trucks. We just got it in our hands and want to give the fans the opportunity to pick it up before it leaves for the stores. For the next two weeks, we’re letting you guys buy it directly from us  pre-retail on our myspace page. Pick it up now or you have to wait until June. JUNE! That’s a long ways away.  I mean you could just get it digitally but ITS NOT THE SAME!

Static Out!

15 Images You Won’t Believe Aren’t Photoshopped | Cracked.com.

Cracked presents a collection of amazing images that you would expect to have been Photoshopped, but are completely genuine. Some you may have seen before, but they are always fascinating to see again.

I mean seriously? Push pop macaroni?

This website is golden. They put rap and rap artists under a magnifying glass to hold them accountable for what they say. And it’s comedy gold.

No Room Service Just Snacks and Shit.

From the site:

“Forty-five, fifty-five, sixty-five, seventy-five, gouda. Eighty-five, ninety-five, wait, what am I doing? Chalupa.”
E-40, Gouda

This is not rapping. You can’t just count and then say food. Another thing, you shouldn’t ask yourself “What am I doing?” while the tape is still running.

I always knew that whole story didnt come out. Basically they were just being too tight with the details. I did some snooping around and guess what was floating around the internet. THE PAINFUL TRUTH.

We go to our hidden cameras on the scene for the footage you’ve all been waiting for:

P.S. Chris Brown’s fighting style is the illest.

This is sheer poetry.

http://www.lolrap.com/